1FF Wars

[Oaf]

Is this game still joinable? I'm assuming not.

Nah, game is entering its latter stages now. I'd say keep an eye out for the next one... but as it took about 2 years between the original TFF Wars and this 1FF Wars, its sequel, there's no saying when or if the next one will happen.

It's a bit different to most games, if for nothing else other than the fact that this started on February the 8th... so for nearly a third of what will make up this entire year myself or Munkiki have had to come on here and spend an hour or more every day to keep it running. At least things like NOTW are over within a couple weeks or what not!

And that's before I even get into how long it took to actually create the game (do the rules, make the characters and what not). It's a bit of a fucking beast.

But yeah, back on topic...

Apologies for the lack of being here again, but what was supposed to be a nice simple short day of work where I finished at 3 ended up in a day of me staying a lot longer than intended. I'll try to get the fight card up now.

 

[IanH]

You should package it and sell the rights, Oaf.

 

[Oaf]

Right, the fight card is coming soon. But first... this:

With us approaching week 30, shit will REALLY begin to hit the fan. The APOCALYPSE of 1FF Wars will begin after week 30…

And what proceeds the apocalypse? The four horsemen…

The following 4 weeks will be tough in their own right… each based on one of the four horsemen. The themes will be as such:

Week 27: Pestilence (All losers will feel the wrath of pestilence)

Week 28: War (One battle. One massive prize for the winner. And for the loser? Suffering…)

Week 29: Famine (No money at all will be awarded for winning fights this week. However, losing fights will result in losing varying amounts based on the weight class)

Week 30: Death (Death comes for all…)

And should we all survive beyond this... well, it's only going downhill from here.

 

[Oaf]

Week 27 fight card: PESTILENCE.

Xaviers School
Losers infected with: Greyscale
Lightweight
3DD vs T6 vs 1 vs 1 vs 1

Mt Doom
Losers infected with: The Bloody Flux
Lightweight
T6 vs SBF vs 1 vs 1 vs 1

Goldenrod City
Losers infected with: Legacy Virus
Middleweight
SBF vs 3DD vs 1 vs 1 vs 1

Vice City
Losers infected with: Lycanthropy
Middleweight
3DD vs 1 vs 1 vs 1 vs 1

Jakku
Losers infected with: Black Death
Heavyweight
3DD vs 1 vs 1 vs 1 vs 1

Metropolis
Losers infected with: Black Death
Heavyweight
STAG vs 1 vs 1 vs 1 vs 1

Winterfell
Bonus: All who do not win this fight will be infected with: TS-19 (this includes your team even if you do not take part!)
T6 vs 3DD vs SBF vs 1 vs 1

You MUST take at least two spots on the regular card (this does no include the bonus fight) this week. For each of the two fights you fail to sign up for, it will result in a random disease inflicting your team. There is no upper limit on how many you can take, with one spot per fight.

Deadline: 10pm tomorrow.

 

[Leewilson]

3DD TO GOLDENROD CITY

 

[Leewilson]

3DD to Winterfell

 

[epic73]

Does anyone have a concise explanation of how this works?

 

[Leewilson]

Does anyone have a concise explanation of how this works?

6 teams, buy characters, they fight, gain terrorities, Oaf is late, GNC whinge, SBF lie, JoeJoeJoeJoe loses.

 

[epic73]

6 teams, buy characters, they fight, gain terrorities, Oaf is late, GNC whinge, SBF lie, JoeJoeJoeJoe loses.

I like it.

 

[Oaf]

6 teams, buy characters, they fight, gain terrorities, Oaf is late, GNC whinge, SBF lie, JoeJoeJoeJoe loses.

This is pretty much spot on

I'm sure that there is a way to concisely explain it all, but I never bothered. I usually just get people signed up and then kind of explain it as it goes, because there's a lot to take in... I always assume it's easier for people to take it in little bites of info at a time instead of laying it all on them at once.

I guess if I had to try to sum it up in one sentence... You basically buy characters and stick them in fights against other teams. But that doesn't really begin to scratch the surface... because all characters have unique abilities, you deal with money and stuff, trade stuff, there are items to use... like I said, there's a lot of shit to get through and it's easier to learn just by playing I reckon.

 

[PaulHaddock]

Where's our territory?

 

[Oaf]

As for the nature of these diseases for this week... well, you can research them to try to figure out what they'll do, the but exact nature of them will remain a mystery until people become infected. And don't just go assuming that it'll only be the characters involved in fights that are at risk from these infections, either... "protecting" certain characters by keeping them off of the card may not actually lead to them being safe at all. There is NO SAFE HIDING PLACE FROM THE FIRST HORSEMAN!

 

[epic73]

This is pretty much spot on

I'm sure that there is a way to concisely explain it all, but I never bothered. I usually just get people signed up and then kind of explain it as it goes, because there's a lot to take in... I always assume it's easier for people to take it in little bites of info at a time instead of laying it all on them at once.

I guess if I had to try to sum it up in one sentence... You basically buy characters and stick them in fights against other teams. But that doesn't really begin to scratch the surface... because all characters have unique abilities, you deal with money and stuff, trade stuff, there are items to use... like I said, there's a lot of shit to get through and it's easier to learn just by playing I reckon.

Can you only buy characters off of other teams, or is there some sort of free agent list or something?

 

[Oaf]

Can you only buy characters off of other teams, or is there some sort of free agent list or something?

They all start as free agents. I've made a list of 259 characters in total, they get offered 3 of them per week... costing more based on how powerful they are/abilities they have and such.

 

[IanH]

T6 to Xaviers School

 

[last request]

SBF to mt doom & bonus

 

[Spirederman]

So there's no prize as such for winning the bonus, apart from not being infected?

 

[HarvSFC]

GNC to Goldenrod City

 

[HarvSFC]

GNC to Vice City

 

[SUTSS]

Stags to Goldenrod and Winterfell.

 

[Spirederman]

GNC TO BONUS

 

[Oaf]

Well, I thought if I gave myself a couple of hours after the game until the deadline it'd give me time to get over the result and be here to do the fight stuff on time. I was wrong.

I'm a little bit excited right now, I won't lie.

I could quite happily just give you all a nice £50,000,000 to spend and declare you all the winners the way I'm feeling right now.

But no, I'm just going to give you all some nice infections instead.

Xaviers School
Losers infected with: Greyscale
Lightweight
3DD vs T6

Mt Doom
Losers infected with: The Bloody Flux
Lightweight
T6 vs SBF

Goldenrod City
Losers infected with: Legacy Virus
Middleweight
SBF vs 3DD vs GNC vs STAG

Vice City
Losers infected with: Lycanthropy
Middleweight
3DD vs GNC

Jakku
Losers infected with: Black Death
Heavyweight
3DD go unopposed

Metropolis
Losers infected with: Black Death
Heavyweight
STAG go unopposed

Winterfell
Bonus: All who do not win this fight will be infected with: TS-19 (this includes your team even if you do not take part!)
T6 vs 3DD vs SBF vs STAG vs GNC

 

[Oaf]

BUT FIRST!

Professor Chaos!

He once again gets into 3DD HQ and gets into The Brides room. He finds all of her yellow jumpsuits and puts them in with Tommy Vercettis washing, featuring all of his nice bright Hawaiian shirts. After the washload is done, she is devastated to see that all of her once nice yellow jump suits are now all multicoloured and she must now go out to buy new ones. To compensate for this, 3DD agree to give her an additional £5000 per week onto her wages.

Also, STAGS use dice upgrades on Captain America and The Flash

And 3DD use one on Kevin

 

[Oaf]

Xaviers School
Losers infected with: Greyscale
Lightweight
Charmander [Pokémon] – 12BR 2HP 1D6 3DD vs Lex Luthor – 9BR 4HP 1D6 T6

Charmander is equipped with the Portal Gun!

Mt Doom
Losers infected with: The Bloody Flux
Lightweight
Sterling Archer – 9BR 2HP 1D6 T6 vs Zapp Brannigan – 8BR 3HP 1D6 SBF

Zapp uses PYRRHIC VICTORY! He throws wave after wave (well, 2, but it sounds more "Zapp" to imagine there are shitloads of them here) of Magic Brooms at Archer, adding both Magic Broom 4 and 5's BR to his own, but killing them both in the process...

They, of course, duplicate. SBF gain Magic Brooms 6, 7, 8 and 9.

Goldenrod City
Losers infected with: Legacy Virus
Middleweight
Magic Broom (6) [Disney] – 1BR 1HP 1D6 SBF vs Rorschach – 13BR 2HP 1D6 3DD vs The Flash [Justice League] – 15BR

3HP 1D8 GNC vs Jafar [Disney] – 17BR 1HP 1D6 STAG

Jafar is equipped with the combat MG!

Vice City
Losers infected with: Lycanthropy
Middleweight
Kevin McCallister – 20BR 3HP 1D12 3DD vs Xenomorph Queen – 18BR 1HP+3 {Heavy Armor} 1D6 GNC

Kevin is equipped with the Golden Axe and gets a boost for defending his home territory!

Xenomorph Queen is equipped with Valyrian Steel and Heavy Armour!

Jakku
Losers infected with: Black Death
Heavyweight
The Bride – 19BR 2HP 1D6 3DD goes unopposed

Metropolis
Losers infected with: Black Death
Heavyweight
Independence Day UFO – 19BR 3HP 1D6 STAG go unopposed

Winterfell
Bonus: All who do not win this fight will be infected with: TS-19 (this includes your team even if you do not take part!)
Donatello [Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles] – 20BR 1HP 1D10 T6 vs Drax [Guardians of the Galaxy] – 16BR 1HP 1D6 3DD vs Magic Broom (7) [Disney] – 2BR 1HP 1D6 SBF vs Captain America [Avengers] – 20BR 3HP 1D12+1D8 STAG vs Wolverine [X-Men] – 20BR 3HP 1D12+1D8 GNC

 

[The Hand of Dom]

Kevin should be 22BR...

 

[Oaf]

Kevin should be 22BR...

I was going to do that but then I realized... there's not actually anything in his power that says anything about allowing him to go over 20BR.

 

[Oaf]

We will find out who gets infected, and what these infections do after the fights are finished...

Xaviers School
Losers infected with: Greyscale
Lightweight
Charmander [Pokémon] – 12BR 2HP 1D6 3DD vs Lex Luthor – 9BR 4HP 1D6 T6

Charmander is equipped with the Portal Gun!

Charmander zips around the school and Lex Luthor can't keep up with him. Only one bald man is allowed in here, and it ain't Lex. Charmander burns him to a crisp...

A member of T6 will be infected with GREYSCALE.

Mt Doom
Losers infected with: The Bloody Flux
Lightweight
Sterling Archer – 9BR 2HP 1D6 T6 vs Zapp Brannigan – 8BR 3HP 1D6 SBF

Even with wave after wave of brave brooms being sent to their death, Zapp isn't able to use their sacrifice as Sterling scores his max on his BR roll and actually wins this one quite easily.

A member of SBF will be infected with THE BLOODY FLUX.

Goldenrod City
Losers infected with: Legacy Virus
Middleweight
Magic Broom (6) [Disney] – 1BR 1HP 1D6 SBF vs Rorschach – 13BR 2HP 1D6 3DD vs The Flash [Justice League] – 15BR 3HP 1D8 STAG vs Jafar [Disney] – 17BR 1HP 1D6 GNC

You can't really picture Jafar mowing mother fuckers down with a heavy machine gun, but that's what happened here. Fuck using magic and all that jazz, he tore another magic broom to shreds and filled Rorschach and The Flash with holes.

Members of SBF, 3DD and STAG will be infected with the LEGACY VIRUS.

Vice City
Losers infected with: Lycanthropy
Middleweight
Kevin McCallister – 20BR 3HP 1D12 3DD vs Xenomorph Queen – 18BR 1HP+3 {Heavy Armor} 1D6 GNC

Imagine a scenario with a Xenomorph Queen trying to get around Vice City, while getting comically foiled around every corner by a small kid who set up a bunch of traps for him. I'm not even sure of how to write this one, but that's what happened. In the end, the Xenomorph Queen slipped on some toy cars and fell into a road, where she was ran over by a truck. I don't fucking know.

A member of GNC will be infected with LYCANTHROPY.

Jakku
Losers infected with: Black Death
Heavyweight
The Bride – 19BR 2HP 1D6 3DD goes unopposed

Metropolis
Losers infected with: Black Death
Heavyweight
Independence Day UFO – 19BR 3HP 1D6 STAG go unopposed

BOOOO. Nobody gets infected with the Black Death. You lucky gits... that one was nasty.

Winterfell
Bonus: All who do not win this fight will be infected with: TS-19 (this includes your team even if you do not take part!)
Donatello [Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles] – 20BR 1HP 1D10 T6 vs Drax [Guardians of the Galaxy] – 16BR 1HP 1D6 3DD vs Magic Broom (7) [Disney] – 2BR 1HP 1D6 SBF vs Captain America [Avengers] – 20BR 3HP 1D12+1D8 STAG vs Wolverine [X-Men] – 20BR 3HP 1D12+1D8 GNC

Well, only two people were really in this. And no, one of them was not Magic Broom 7. Drax and Donatello both under performed... and it wasn't long at all until this was down to just Wolverine vs Captain America. Adamantium vs Vibranium...

And in the end, Captain Americas shield was able to withstand the force of Wolverines claws and he managed to flip kick and roundhouse kick his way to another win!

Team 6, 3DD, SBF and GNC hear a rumbling coming from their graveyards...

For those 4 teams... this weeks fighting is not done...

 

[PaulHaddock]

We will find out who gets infected, and what these infections do after the fights are finished...

Xaviers School
Losers infected with: Greyscale
Lightweight
Charmander [Pokémon] – 12BR 2HP 1D6 3DD vs Lex Luthor – 9BR 4HP 1D6 T6

Charmander is equipped with the Portal Gun!

Charmander zips around the school and Lex Luthor can't keep up with him. Only one bald man is allowed in here, and it ain't Lex. Charmander burns him to a crisp...

A member of T6 will be infected with GREYSCALE.

Mt Doom
Losers infected with: The Bloody Flux
Lightweight
Sterling Archer – 9BR 2HP 1D6 T6 vs Zapp Brannigan – 8BR 3HP 1D6 SBF

Even with wave after wave of brave brooms being sent to their death, Zapp isn't able to use their sacrifice as Sterling scores his max on his BR roll and actually wins this one quite easily.

A member of SBF will be infected with THE BLOODY FLUX.

Goldenrod City
Losers infected with: Legacy Virus
Middleweight
Magic Broom (6) [Disney] – 1BR 1HP 1D6 SBF vs Rorschach – 13BR 2HP 1D6 3DD vs The Flash [Justice League] – 15BR 3HP 1D8 GNC vs Jafar [Disney] – 17BR 1HP 1D6 STAG

You can't really picture Jafar mowing mother fuckers down with a heavy machine gun, but that's what happened here. Fuck using magic and all that jazz, he tore another magic broom to shreds and filled Rorschach and The Flash with holes.

Members of SBF, 3DD and GNC will be infected with the LEGACY VIRUS.

Vice City
Losers infected with: Lycanthropy
Middleweight
Kevin McCallister – 20BR 3HP 1D12 3DD vs Xenomorph Queen – 18BR 1HP+3 {Heavy Armor} 1D6 GNC

Imagine a scenario with a Xenomorph Queen trying to get around Vice City, while getting comically foiled around every corner by a small kid who set up a bunch of traps for him. I'm not even sure of how to write this one, but that's what happened. In the end, the Xenomorph Queen slipped on some toy cars and fell into a road, where she was ran over by a truck. I don't fucking know.

A member of GNC will be infected with LYCANTHROPY.

Jakku
Losers infected with: Black Death
Heavyweight
The Bride – 19BR 2HP 1D6 3DD goes unopposed

Metropolis
Losers infected with: Black Death
Heavyweight
Independence Day UFO – 19BR 3HP 1D6 STAG go unopposed

BOOOO. Nobody gets infected with the Black Death. You lucky gits... that one was nasty.

Winterfell
Bonus: All who do not win this fight will be infected with: TS-19 (this includes your team even if you do not take part!)
Donatello [Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles] – 20BR 1HP 1D10 T6 vs Drax [Guardians of the Galaxy] – 16BR 1HP 1D6 3DD vs Magic Broom (7) [Disney] – 2BR 1HP 1D6 SBF vs Captain America [Avengers] – 20BR 3HP 1D12+1D8 STAG vs Wolverine [X-Men] – 20BR 3HP 1D12+1D8 GNC

Well, only two people were really in this. And no, one of them was not Magic Broom 7. Drax and Donatello both under performed... and it wasn't long at all until this was down to just Wolverine vs Captain America. Adamantium vs Vibranium...

And in the end, Captain Americas shield was able to withstand the force of Wolverines claws and he managed to flip kick and roundhouse kick his way to another win!

Team 6, 3DD, SBF and GNC hear a rumbling coming from their graveyards...

For those 4 teams... this weeks fighting is not done...

Think you mean Stags?

 

[Oaf]

ZOMBIES!

All of the characters from all of T6, 3DD, SBF and GNC's graveyards have come back as Zombies! They all have half of their BR's that they had in life, with no dice... and are launching all out assaults on the team HQ's!

We will now have 4 separate massive all vs all battles for each of these teams... the living vs the dead.

But first, the update... just in case I've missed any characters who have been killed off this week, so that they can join the side of the dead...

 

[Oaf]

Think you mean Stags?

Jafar won that one for Stags...