1FF Wars

[Oaf]

Right, the Zombie attack came first, so onto that...

Actually, SBF did MUCH better this time. Their highest BR rated characters all pretty much maxed themselves out and they got solid dice rolls too... plus a lot of the graveyards heavy hitters scored terribly. I actually thought that we may see a different outcome this time, but there were just far too many in the graveyard in the end... and they were overcome.

This time, the bitten character is...

Magic Broom 7!

Which I seem to think is the exact same broom as last time...

 

[Oaf]

Should they not get a random disease then for not participating in another fight?

Black Death should do it?

See now, it does technically say "for fights not signed up for".... and technically, they did sign up. Like I said, it's a fucker of a situation and I don't really think there is a right answer to give. But as I said, because I went ahead and shoved the wrong characters in, I'm just willing to brush it all under the rug on this occasion.

Characters with the bloody flux are now:

Stringer Bell
Brooms 8 and 10. Not sure how a Broom does the whole bleeding out the ass thing, but it's hardly the oddest thing a broom has done in 1FF Wars so we'll allow it.

 

[Oaf]

Also, SBF are now 1 character over their limit. And I don't know how much money they have, but I'm not even entirely sure that they can afford to release somebody... again, another situation that I never actually put a rule in place for. Will have to cross that bridge when/if we come to it.

So that's that for now. Will leave Munkiki to sort out SBF's finances as he keeps logs of all this shit I think, and I have no idea

 

[Oaf]

In less complicated matters:

3DD buy:

Mushroom – £100,000

Ash Ketchum [Pokémon] – 2BR 3HP 1D6 – £200,000/£20,000 – I want to be the very best

 

[Munkiki]

Updated summary, disease outcomes and some corrections:

GNC:
Gain £75,000
Gain Goldenrod City
Jafar gains 1BR
Will contract LYCANTHROPY
Xenomorph Queen's Heavy Armor takes 1 damage
ATTACKED BY ZOMBIES!
Wolverine loses 1HP

3DD:
Gain £30,000
Gain win for Andrew Ryan
Gain ADAM Vial
Will contract LEGACY VIRUS
Rorschach loses 1HP
Gain £75,000
Gain win for Andrew Ryan
Kevin McCallister gains 1BR
Gain £45,000
ATTACKED BY ZOMBIES!
Drax is killed

STAG:
Will contract LEGACY VIRUS
The Flash loses 1HP
Gain £45,000
Gain £120,000
Gain Winterfell

SBF:
Magic Broom (4) is killed
Magic Broom (5) is killed
Gain Magic Broom (6) [Disney] – 1BR 1HP 1D6 – £100,000/£3,000 – Duplication
Gain Magic Broom (7) [Disney] – 1BR 1HP 1D6 – £100,000/£3,000 – Duplication
Gain Magic Broom (8) [Disney] – 1BR 1HP 1D6 – £100,000/£3,000 – Duplication
Gain Magic Broom (9) [Disney] – 1BR 1HP 1D6 – £100,000/£3,000 – Duplication
Will contract THE BLOODY FLUX
Zapp Brannigan loses 1HP
Lose Goldenrod City
ATTACKED BY ZOMBIES!

T6:
Will contract GREYSCALE
Lex Luthor loses 1HP
Gain £30,000
Sterling Archer gains 1BR
Lose Winterfell
ATTACKED BY ZOMBIES!
Donatello is killed


TS-19 Zombie attacks:
GNC/3DD/T6 hold them off and avoid being bitten
SBF fail – Magic Broom (7) gets bitten and joins Team Oaf

Greyscale:
T6 – Magic Broom (2) infected

The Bloody Flux:
SBF – Stringer Bell, Magic Broom (6) & Magic Broom (9) infected

Legacy Virus:
3DD – Tommy Vercetti infected and gains 3BR (will die after Week 28 fights)
STAG – Super Meat Boy infected and gains 3BR (will die after Week 28 fights)

Lycanthropy:
GNC – Wolverine infected and loses ability


Wages/earnings:

GNC cannot afford to pay: £129,000 (cash) + £30,000 (territories) < £165,000 (wages) so their highest earner (Werewolf Wolverine) walks and is up for auction.
-- Oaf had accidentally given them an extra £30,000 (judging by his summary the £30k that he'd missed off 3DD's gains)

SBF are over-capacity (5/4) and release Magic Broom (6) for £53,000

 

[PaulHaddock]

FFS

 

[Spirederman]

That's fair.

Yeah really like that. Trying to remember a time when we've fucked up only for it to be overlooked.

 

[Spirederman]

Also we've been done out of a chance to sell Wolverine, by this fuck up, so he just goes straight to auction.

Like I say.

FAIR.

Played

 

[Spirederman]

Just to clarify that, we'd already promised we'd come to a deal with 3DD for him.

His value would have plummeted from their initial offer last week, sure they'd have given us more than the wage shortfall in a quick deal though.

So again, fairness and consistency is the real winner here.

 

[Spirederman]

6k, great value.

 

[Spirederman]

Again thanks.

As you can tell, a bit pissed off that even a fuck up that we've played no part in has fucked GNC over.

 

[Munkiki]

Don't hold me to it but since it was Oaf's fuck up (I mean... I leave you for one day... ), he might be willing to compromise.

Although... getting Oaf to agree is one thing, talking another team into buying him...

 

[Spirederman]

Whoever we come to a deal with, will end up paying less than he will go for at auction.

 

[Oaf]

Some stuff:

Yes, GNC can have a bit of extra time to try to sell Wolverine outright. I won't set a deadline on it yet, but I'll give them a fair amount of time to sort it out. Obviously, Wolverine cannot be used by GNC for next weeks fights but if somebody else signs him before the deadline for picking characters for fights they will be free to use him.

THE BLOODY FLUX!
Stringer Bell has a bad week of it... and loses 1HP. Stringer Bell is killed!
Magic Broom 9 has it bad too... but avoids losing HP this week.

Ash Ketchum is boosted 3BR with a mushroom and an Adam vial.

Team 6 buy:

Phoenix Down – £200,000

And

Donkey Kong – 12BR 3HP 1D6 – £300,000/£25,000 – Bongos!

 

[Oaf]

Still just under an hour until the deadline, but as the card for this week is a little different I'm going to basically explain and post it up now.

Week 28: WAR

GNC vs 3DD vs STAG vs SBF vs T6 vs OAF

You will each nominate up to 3 characters from your roster to take part in the war. The only team with less than 3 characters is Team Oaf, so Team Oaf will only be able to put one character in. As well as selecting which 3 characters you want to submit for the war, you can also select which order you'd like them to fight in...

One character will be fighting per team at a time. So to start with we will have 6 characters, one representing each team. I will roll the dice for BR and Dice and what not... and the lowest scoring character will be the one that is eliminated. They will then be replaced with the next character for their team. A team is eliminated when all 3 of their characters are eliminated.

So it's not so much about getting the highest score here, it's more to do with not getting the lowest...

Depending on how you finish, there will be different prizes and punishments... here they are:

Winning team: No HP damage taken for any characters +£1,000,000, gain all territories of losing team

2nd place: No HP damage taken +£300,000 gain the lost territories of the 5th placed team

3rd place: +£50,000

4th: Nothing

5th: One random character takes 2HP of damage, lose (up to) THREE territories.

6th: Lose ALL territories, pay £200,000, one character at random killed off.

You can get thinking about who you want to represent you in the war already. I'll set a deadline for this of 12 noon tomorrow... but if all teams submit their characters tonight we may be able to do it sooner if I can get on here.

 

[The Hand of Dom]

For clarity, when they're eliminated and another is put in, do they take HP damage?

 

[Veggie Legs]

Something tells me that Oaf wants this game to be over soon.

 

[Oaf]

For clarity, when they're eliminated and another is put in, do they take HP damage?

Yes, unless you finish 1st or 2nd overall.

Something tells me that Oaf wants this game to be over soon.

The thing with 1FF Wars is that if I don't take special measures to make it difficult and try to kill you off, it could quite easily run forever I reckon. I'm sure that'd be great for some but there has to actually be a winner at some stage. Plus I would like to get my life back some day. I've had Uncharted 4 since 3 days before it was supposed to be released and still haven't finished it. I'm pretty sure I finished Uncharted 2 and 3 within 2 days of getting them!

So yeah, basically, all of you hurry up and die FFS.

 

[Spirederman]

Thanks for this Oaf, and sorry for the rant last night. Just seemed very unfair on us.

Why can't we use Wolverine this week btw if he never actually leaves us and hasn't been up for auction (Which he shouldn't have been if what Munks allowed us last week regarding coming to a deal with a team beforehand was applied)

Sorry for all the questioning btw

 

[The Hand of Dom]

Thanks for this Oaf, and sorry for the rant last night. Just seemed very unfair on us.

Why can't we use Wolverine this week btw if he never actually leaves us and hasn't been up for auction (Which he shouldn't have been if what Munks allowed us last week regarding coming to a deal with a team beforehand was applied)

Sorry for all the questioning btw

You can't pay him. You can't use someone you can't pay for.

 

[Stagat]

Stags trade 100,000 with GNC for Valyrian Steel and Combat MG

 

[PaulHaddock]

GNC trade Valyrian Steel and Combat MG for 100,000.

 

[The Hand of Dom]

That's a silly deal considering you still need to sell Wolverine

 

[Munkiki]

Right, OP updated.

Seems to be some confusion so to (hopefully) clear things up...

It was noticed that £30k was missing from 3DD gains but not that it was instead in GNC gains so they were mistakenly given £30,000. Naturally, when wages/earnings were paid it appeared they could afford it so transactions went through, no drama. In reality, they were £6k short. If this mistake wasn't made, they'd have been given time to either raise funds or sell him (as everyone has been in similar situations whether it be releasing a character to avoid being over-capacity or trading to be able to afford wages). Thus, the trade with Stags is backdated to before wages/earnings ie the £100k more than makes up the £6k shortfall so they could afford Wolverine's wages and he doesn't walk.

Other things:
STAG buy:

Donald Duck [Disney] – 10BR 3HP 1D6 – £230,000/£25,000 – Wizard

Dice Upgrade – £50,000 (upgrades the dice of a character of your choosing)

And T6 resurrect Donatello

 

[MagpieBee]

And you haven't even seen what Professor Chaos is doing this week! Mwahahaha - oh, it's only fingerpainting? Oh well.

 

[Spirederman]

That's a silly deal considering you still need to sell Wolverine

Nah.

 

[Spirederman]

Even better, he's eligible!!

What's more I actually love Munks!!

And Oaf as well.

 

[Leewilson]

Come on Oaf. I'm eager to see what shit is going to go down this week.

 

[Spirederman]

Come on Oaf. I'm eager to see what shit is going to go down this week.

Not around for a while Lee according to a message from Oaf in our group PM.

 

[Leewilson]

Not around for a while Lee according to a message from Oaf in our group PM.

Ahhh damn. I thought with it being a 12 noon deadline he'd be about today.

In that case, come on then Munks