Pre Season Friendlies 2015/16

[mowgli]

Away at Basingstoke today, it'll probably be just a case of us looking again at some trialists.

 

[BeesKnees]

MK Dons at home today, Akinde has scored after 20 seconds.
Akinde 3 - MK Dons 1 after 38 min

 

[SVH]

You'll be like us last season. Score well but concede well too.

 

[Urban]

John Akinde, scoring at a ground near you soon.

 

[oakroader]

here's how the Hatters line up for this afternoon's friendly ‪#‎COYH‬


a sign of things to come ????

 

[Murphy]

John Akinde, scoring at a ground near you soon.

Just be our luck that he couldn't hit a barn door at Victoria Road when with us, he'll probably come back with you and hit a hat trick.

 

[RavenBish]

Amazingly, us deciding to play the weirdest back 4 in history for a bit of a laugh (I assume) - isn't going too well in Grimsby

 

[Jockney]

Just be our luck that he couldn't hit a barn door at Victoria Road when with us, he'll probably come back with you and hit a hat trick.

well, he's got one today at least. barnet 3-1 up

 

[Urban]

Just be our luck that he couldn't hit a barn door at Victoria Road when with us, he'll probably come back with you and hit a hat trick.

Speaking of hattricks, guess who just scored a first half one?

 

[RavenBish]

We're playing a make-shift back 4 away at Grimsby, are 2-0 down and our chairman has just made this threat

'Keep the faith...i will make sure this defence is sorted out even if it means bringing in a whole new back 4'

This club is so fucking weird. Like, I'd get it if we had a settled back 4 underachieving but we've got two 5'10 centre-backs (one is Alan Smith ) and two centre-backs playing at full-back today.

 

[Vanni]

Yeah go on you Bees! Nobody likes MK.

Hmm, just noticed not one of Akinde's goals was a penalty. Definitely an improvement there if you ask me.

 

[daviejones]

We're drawing 0-0 at half-time away at Bradford, sounds like a pretty even game which is alright I guess.

 

[Urban]

Yeah go on you Bees! Nobody likes MK.

Their fans have been right scummers, all pissed up trying to cause trouble - the sorts who spend more time watching the oppo fans than the match. It's been great fun hearing them slowly shut up over that 45 minutes.

 

[Vanni]

Their fans have been right scummers, all pissed up trying to cause trouble - the sorts who spend more time watching the oppo fans than the match. It's been great fun hearing them slowly shut up over that 45 minutes.

You're pulling my leg aren't you? What fans?

 

[Murphy]

Unbelievable. I'm claiming 3 assists.

PS, Vanni, I sent you a message x

 

[BeesKnees]

Their fans have been right scummers, all pissed up trying to cause trouble - the sorts who spend more time watching the oppo fans than the match. It's been great fun hearing them slowly shut up over that 45 minutes.

They were shouting abuse at the passing tube trains before the game started. Very weird.

 

[Urban]

You're pulling my leg aren't you? What fans?

Was a few 'fans' in the Hive Bar before the game singing MK songs... As BeesKnees says, very strange.

 

[Vanni]

Unbelievable. I'm claiming 3 assists.

PS, Vanni, I sent you a message x

Sorry had a lot on my mind these last few days, and completely forgot. Will send you a pm soon.

 

[Roly]

For some odd reason, MK don't like us very much. I suppose it's down to a complete lack of historical 'rivals'.

 

[Glasshalffullpools]

I wonder if anyone has scored a hatrick today

 

[BeesKnees]

finished 3-1.

 

[Sergei from IT]

Beat Eastleigh 2-0 (Johnny "magnet" Mullins and Danny "nutcase' Hylton

Next up Coventrty city at Nuneaton

 

[SVH]

1-1 away to Bromley today. Robbie Simpson with the goal. Next up at home to Coventry City on Tuesday night.

 

[SVH]

1-1 away to Bromley today. Robbie Simpson with the goal. Next up at home to Coventry City on Tuesday night.

 

[BelizeHatter]

Strong looking side for us got a late equaliser for 1-1 home draw with Coventry.

 

[That Fat Centre Half]

Who cares about CMS, it's all about Jack Marriott!

Drew 1-1 with Coventry, Marriott with our goal late on. I thought we looked absolutely awful for most of the game but Pelly had a few nice touches when he came on as did the aforementioned Marriott.

We still can't put together a decent attack for shit though.

 

[Gladders]

Dunno what sort of side Notts County put out today but they were pretty poor especially in the second half after making a load of changes. So for their sake hopefully they didn't have many first teamers playing.

 

[Urban]

We looked really good today - anybody who knows me from last season will know how rare it is for me to say that! Dons were really pretty inept and if I were them I'd be concerned for their safety next season. Relegation certainties on that performance.

As for their 'fans', they had about 10-14 ejected when they got pissed off that they were losing (how they realised this I don't know, they weren't watching!) and started abusing the stewards and the Barnet fans. They gave it all out at the start, then realised their team was actually pretty shit and so naturally got it back, and couldn't handle it. Embarrassing all around from the fake club to be honest.

Highlight: John Akindes lob or the chant 'you're too fat for your shirt, fat for your shiiiirt' towards one particular Dons fan who had more stone than brain cells on his person.

 

[GTFC1979]

How many dodgy pens in Akinde's hat-trick?

 

[Youpies]

We're playing a make-shift back 4 away at Grimsby, are 2-0 down and our chairman has just made this threat

'Keep the faith...i will make sure this defence is sorted out even if it means bringing in a whole new back 4'

This club is so fucking weird. Like, I'd get it if we had a settled back 4 underachieving but we've got two 5'10 centre-backs (one is Alan Smith ) and two centre-backs playing at full-back today.

Where did he say that?
moniz has been taking the piss with his pre season defense selections. Seriously duck off Alan Smith.

I don't know if Moniz knows his strongest team. Think we could have used a couple more friendlies