The Cricket Thread

[Railway Blue]

Seriously mate! If you are easily offended and delicate then f*ck off back to noddy noddy land. I have been called so many nasty things on here and I rise above it. Grow a pair you limp wristed twat!!!!

I will block you, fucktard.

Some Christian you are

 

[Railway Blue]

That's the Ashes gone for another 4 years.

 

[Railway Blue]

That was reminiscent of the 70s when the Windies were rolling us over for fun.

 

[GTFCfish]

Stokes actually played quite sensibly allowing Brook to score freely as is his game .

Cue Stokes being out first over this morning!

Ffs.

 

[Caitlyn]

Some Christian you are

What do you know about Christianity... You sad little boy.

Just because you're loosing and you can't make a single line of banter, you turn into a sulky teen.

 

[Super_horns]

Rain saved us some time but disappointing day .

 

[GTFCfish]

Caitlyn I think I spotted you in the crowd today:

 

[Super_horns]

Sad news - wasn’t aware of this .

Potentially very young too considering he was first diagnosed in 2016.

https://www.espncricinfo.com/story/allan-border-reveals-he-has-parkinsons-disease-1385094

 

[kieran_vale]

Both teams at it with getting out to playing the short ball now. Depending how quickly they get through these last five wickets there could be a slight opening for England as Australia not really added much in terms of scoring.

 

[Super_horns]

Scotland beat West Indies meaning the latter fail to qualify for the World Cup ,

Feels like when Italy have missed out on the football WC.

 

[kieran_vale]

Seeing Lyon hobble out to bat like that and pretty much incapable of taking a single Cummins should really have declared as this risks some lasting damage.

I can only assume the reason they haven’t with a lead of 360 is they are a little worried about Englands ability to chase this down…

 

[Super_horns]

Oh dear - not even a Stokes special can save us I feel .

 

[kieran_vale]

Nah I think this one is close to done. Think this innings it’s been more a case of good bowling. England can trace it back to how they threw it away when they were in total control at 188-1 first innings.

 

[oakroader]

Fucking embarrassing
Baz ball?
More like ball bags…

 

[Caitlyn]

Caitlyn I think I spotted you in the crowd today:
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No I think that's your father.... One of them I'm assured.

 

[kieran_vale]

Stokes and Duckett make it through even if the latter got a catch against him by Starc overturned. Think it’s too much to do but both of these need to go big tomorrow to get the 257 remaining.

 

[Caitlyn]

Fucking embarrassing
Baz ball?
More like ball bags…

I think it was a bad toss to just give away.

 

[oakroader]

A day full of tossers…

 

[GTFCfish]

A day full of tossers…

That’s no way to talk about Caitlyn mate.

 

[kieran_vale]

Still odds against it but if Stokes can pull this off then that tops Headingley for me. Incredible innings so far. What the Aussies did with the Bairstow dismissal is within the rules but it looks like it’s awoken the beast a bit with the carnage that’s happened since.

 

[Caitlyn]

A day full of tossers…

It isn't over until the last English wicket tumbles in the dust.

 

[Railway Blue]

I've a feeling Bairstow might be back in at the fall of the next wicket (if there is one).

 

[BarrieOwl]

Cheating c***

 

[kieran_vale]

Steve Smith

 

[Super_horns]

Well we definitely aren’t going out meekly !

Incredible stuff .

 

[Caitlyn]

Nothing can save England, this will be a near thing but Australia will take the third and fourth tests in a couple of humiliating thrashings. The five will be a draw as we will want to give something back.

 

[Caitlyn]

Well we definitely aren’t going out meekly !

Incredible stuff .

Surprised you're not playing to character.

 

[BarrieOwl]

Nothing can save England, this will be a near thing but Australia will take the third and fourth tests in a couple of humiliating thrashings. The five will be a draw as we will want to give something back.

Eat shit ya cheating c***

 

[Caitlyn]

Eat shit ya cheating c***

What, English cuisine? Is that what you mean.....

 

[BarrieOwl]

What, English cuisine? Is that what you mean.....

Feel free to fuck off home. You're about as popular as smallpox to the Aborigines