Things We Hate

[mistermagic]

Most company's now put the wage in the job description so you know what it is before any interview.When they asked me that in the interview i said 20 grand a year.Ended up being paid 25 grand a year.Wish i said 30 grand.

What boards do you go on? It's very rarely mentioned on Reed or Monster. If you're getting via a recruitment agency like Michael Page or Hays then they'll usually negotiate the wage beforehand and even that doesn't happen 100%.
In Germany, you basically send them an email with CV, cover letter, recommendation letter, when you can start and wage demands.

 

[Destruction]

The way baby formula powder sticks to the scoop after it's got damp from the steam off the hot water....

AmIright guys?

<looks around for a high five>

I'm not having it that you've had sex. Do you work in a nursery?

 

[Dazza]

What boards do you go on? It's very rarely mentioned on Reed or Monster. If you're getting via a recruitment agency like Michael Page or Hays then they'll usually negotiate the wage beforehand and even that doesn't happen 100%.
In Germany, you basically send them an email with CV, cover letter, recommendation letter, when you can start and wage demands.

CV Library.Not on all the jobs though.I found it to be the best job site.Got my last job through it.

 

[silkyman]

I'm not having it that you've had sex. Do you work in a nursery?

No I don't, but I suspect it's a dream of yours that is banned by a court order?

 

[Alty]

Those questions sound crap, but it's not really the answers that are important (unless you answer things angrily or like a bell-end). It's just there to test how good you are at communicating - or at least, that's how I see it.

I conducted an interview once for a software development role. It soon became very clear that the guy was really bright (the PHD in Cryptography may have been a giveaway) so I stopped the technical questions and started asking about what films he'd seen recently (he hadn't seen many).

You're such a maverick.

 

[mnb089mnb]

You're such a maverick.

In all honesty it was to find out if he had any social skills as he was a bit of a geek.

 

[RavenBish]

60 years of practice?

With different heights and angles etc...? Doubtful.

 

[RavenBish]

If he could see he'd have his hands up whatever type of garment that is.

You are debunking your own theorem.

Scuse me...do you see his right hand there? Exactly.

 

[PatchLatics]

Very nice.

I just tried a soft lunch (tuna sandwich) and now I'm in fucking agony.

Orajel reapplied, 3 coadine necked, swilled some mouthwash and hot water bottle under jaw. FS.

I know it sounds stupid but I used dry bread on the tooth. Leave it on for as long as you can and mine went. Never had it since!!

Orajel is great though, well for immediate relief. I used it like 15 times a day.

 

[saddler_andy]

Lorries taking up three lanes of four on the Mway.

 

[Van Der Graaf]

Yodel

 

[Destruction]

Feel ya pain, I've got a cracked one. Been overdosing on Codeine and Orajel for over a week now

I'm on the same. Orajel is fucking amazing, it's hard to resist covering my whole mouth and tongue in the stuff, the price of the stuff helps me resist!

Couldn't handle the pain anymore lads so I've left the club, had it out privately for £120 this afternoon.

I can see why they used to pull teeth out as a method of torture, fucking hell. Still, it's done now so touchwood nothing else crops up.

 

[Skinner]

My pain has gone for now, not taken anything for it for two days now.

 

[Destruction]

My pain has gone for now, not taken anything for it for two days now.

Good to hear cha, that's what has normally been the protocol with mine over the years but this time it was infected and the pressure was 10x as severe as it's been in the past.

 

[Viv Aldi]

Ed Miliband, people who say 'can I get' instead of 'can I have' and people who eat salad without dressing, the sadhists.

 

[last request]

Don't know if I hate or like it, but found out today that Utterly Butterly is made by Clover. There was a small Clover logo on the pack with a statement boldly admitting it. What kind of devil's magic is this?

 

[silkyman]

Ed Miliband, people who say 'can I get' instead of 'can I have' and people who eat salad without dressing, the sadhists.

Can I add 'people who smugly claim to be more healthy and better than you because they are eating a salad rather than a sarnie, ignoring the fact that they have 2000 calories worth of olive oil dripping all over the thing'.

 

[silkyman]

Also... Those hyperbole laced clickbait headlines at the bottom of pretty much every website these days.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/victoriasuz...from-the-90s-you-completely-for-bkz7?s=mobile

No. I'd not forgotten any of those exsisted. I'd never heard of the 70s show remake before, but I remember the others thanks.

 

[smat]

No. I'd not forgotten any of those exsisted. I'd never heard of the 70s show remake before, but I remember the others thanks.

Jesse Armstrong and Sam Bain wrote for that.

 

[Pliny Harris]

When people use semi-colons instead of colons.

 

[Stagat]

Can I add 'people who smugly claim to be more healthy and better than you because they are eating a salad rather than a sarnie, ignoring the fact that they have 2000 calories worth of olive oil dripping all over the thing'.

You can if you tell us who it is you know that puts 50 teaspoons of olive oil on their salad.

 

[silkyman]

Hyperbole.

 

[Steady]

 

[SALTIRE]

Falseness.

 

[Master D]

Lager shits on a Sunday morning.

 

[JimJams]

Is the day relevant?

 

[silkyman]

Thou shalt not shit through the eye of a needle on the sabbath.

 

[Master D]

Is the day relevant?

Yes as I don't drink 10 pints on any other night of the week apart from Saturday. Don't even get me started on the fear I have right now either.

 

[JimJams]

I would have thought beer shits are probably best had on a Sunday though. Imagine rolling into work on a Monday feeling like your gut is about to spew toxic waste.

 

[silkyman]

Yes as I don't drink 10 pints on any other night of the week apart from Saturday. Don't even get me started on the fear I have right now either.

Fear of an exploding arse?