Christian Slater
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Shit. Just seen this, sorry to hear mate. Fucking awful.
The worst kept secret since..... The holocaust?
Is that in bad taste? I'll go now.
"Worst kept secret since bride's infidelities."
If you can't think of anything nasty just be nice and tell a few gags, In my best man speech I opened with: "They say the key to a great best man's speech is for it to last as long as the groom does in bed, so thank you for lisening and please raise your glasses to the happy couple."