Things We Hate

[HertsWolf]

Having a shit at work is one of life's great pleasures. To pass the time, start working out how much you're getting paid to sit there pinching one off.

And the thing you hate would be..........?

 

[HertsWolf]

Discovering she has an Adam's apple, mid-snog

 

[Techno Natch]

Got over having a shit in public toilets a long time ago. Had to have one halfway through a rave a few times now because otherwise its just "there" and annoying. I have no idea how people hold them in for ages.

 

[Aber gas]

Got over having a shit in public toilets a long time ago. Had to have one halfway through a rave a few times now because otherwise its just "there" and annoying. I have no idea how people hold them in for ages.

Portaloos at raves are the pits . I had to use one at tribal dance years ago , still get flashbacks now !

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

And the thing you hate would be..........?

Cryptic posts on internet forums.

 

[Habbinalan]

Discovering she has an Adam's apple, mid-snog

This tickled me:

On January 9th, a group of Pekin , Illinois bikers were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Murray Baker Bridge .
So they stopped. George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper, and says, "What are you doing?"

She says, "I'm going to commit suicide."

While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," he didn't want to miss a “Be-a-Legend” opportunity either so he asked ... "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?”

So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that ... and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another one.

After they finished, George gets approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had Honey! That's a real talent you're wasting, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."

It's still unclear whether HE jumped or was pushed.

 

[G.B]

https://www.reddit.com/r/thathappened

 

[SALTIRE]

Looking up at a full size wardrobe over your head, being held up precariously by oneself and someone else, and seeing your life flash before your eyes!

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

departed user is a trainee pilot? Who knew?

 

[Freakyteeth]

Do you want a fight?

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

Do you want a flight?

Can you do that? Yes please!

 

[Dave-Vale]

I'm banned from any FT flight.

 

[mnb089mnb]

Do you want a fight?

Flight or fight reaction.

 

[Hooray]

The British summer.

Middle of fucking June and I'm stuck indoors watching greyness and drizzle outside of my window.

 

[The Alex]

Still Spring technically, until tomorrow.

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When people think it's summer in fucking May or winter in November. Know your seasons.

 

[JaseTheVillain]

I know the seasons are fucking weird, but I tend to work on December, January, February - winter, March, April, May - Spring, June, July, August - Summer, September, October, November - Autumn. I know it's not entirely right, but close enough.

 

[Hooray]

Even if it isn't summer until tomorrow, it's still June 20th. I should be sitting in a pub beer garden somewhere getting sunburnt.

 

[Dave-Vale]

I know the seasons are fucking weird, but I tend to work on December, January, February - winter, March, April, May - Spring, June, July, August - Summer, September, October, November - Autumn. I know it's not entirely right, but close enough.

Same here.

Although we usually tend to end up with the best weather in April, May and September for some bizarre reason.

 

[Aber gas]

Pro golfers moaning that the U.S. open is hard , it's meant to be hard you Nancy boy shitcrumples ( thanks to steady for " shitcrumple" )

 

[TomPNE94]

Pro golfers moaning that the U.S. open is hard , it's meant to be hard you Nancy boy shitcrumples ( thanks to steady for " shitcrumple" )

YES!

Had an argument with my grandad earlier. He was saying how they had ruined it because it doesn't look very nice and it's too hard. My argument was that it looks similar to a British Links course yet he says they are "beautiful"

 

[Aber gas]

YES!

Had an argument with my grandad earlier. He was saying how they had ruined it because it doesn't look very nice and it's too hard. My argument was that it looks similar to a British Links course yet he says they are "beautiful"

I don't want to see someone winning on 18 under . I might be a bastard but I like seeing pampered pros struggle . Wait till the wind starts up tomorrow, carnage

 

[Red]

They're dissing it on 5 Live saying it's not spectator friendly because quite a few holes have no access for them

 

[TomPNE94]

I don't want to see someone winning on 18 under . I might be a bastard but I like seeing pampered pros struggle . Wait till the wind starts up tomorrow, carnage

Exactly! It's boring when they are winning shooting 270. Much prefer the US Open as they always try and make it as tough as possible.

 

[TomPNE94]

They're dissing it on 5 Live saying it's not spectator friendly because quite a few holes have no access for them

Bah humbug. Fuck em, they're yanks anyway

 

[Red]

Exactly! It's boring when they are winning shooting 270. Much prefer the US Open as they always try and make it as tough as possible.

It was tough for that bloke who collapsed the other day  

 

[Aber gas]

It was tough for that bloke who collapsed the other day  

It was only a bit of vertigo , he should get in with it . My old dad once played football with a broken leg or so he says !!

 

[Aber gas]

Exactly! It's boring when they are winning shooting 270. Much prefer the US Open as they always try and make it as tough as possible.

It is brutal , I like watching their over paid , cosseted faces when their putts go thirty feet past.

 

[Mr. Scruff]

Golf

 

[TomPNE94]

It was tough for that bloke who collapsed the other day  

He's got an inner ear infection, collapsed a few weeks ago aswell, nothing to do with the course.

 

[JJH]

Someone fucking up your plans by pulling the 'I feel sick and have a headache' card.