Things We Hate

[infidel]

The dick heads some times need shouting AT!

 

[Aber gas]

I HATE FUCKING GREENIES OF ANY SORT!

Wtf is a greenie ?

 

[Habbinalan]

Wtf is a greenie ?

Should probably try a normal toothbrush.

 

[Dave-Vale]

You'll be the first person ever who will be able to fly a plane but not drive a car

 

[mistermagic]

Too right homie. Took me 5 goes.

 

[BlueBee]

You've got to be clever about it. Find a driving centre in a quiet area and book it for mid morning when the rush hour is over.

I had mine in Borehamwood...It is literally small roundabout after small roundabout. You'd have to be a complete spack to fail on that course.

 

[infidel]

A Greenie is a tree climber! Anything to do with protecting the plants and trees etc!

 

[blade1889]

A Greenie is a tree climber! Anything to do with protecting the plants and trees etc!

Ah yes, who needs trees, they do nothing except keep any oxygen breathing species alive (that includes us by the way).

 

[infidel]

I,m not saying we don,t need trees etc. Its an Australian thing. You need too know the story over here.

 

[Habbinalan]

Ah yes, who needs trees, they do nothing except keep any oxygen breathing species alive (that includes us by the way).

I'm with the Ents on this one

 

[merseyboyred]

I,m not saying we don,t need trees etc. Its an Australian thing. You need too know the story over here.

What, pesky environmentalists want people to be arsed about the future of the planet? Damn them.

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

People who have a conversation on the phone when on the toilet. Why do people do it? Fucking savages.

 

[Aber gas]

What, pesky environmentalists want people to be arsed about the future of the planet? Damn them.

Terrible bastards aren't they ? Hangings too good for em

 

[mowgli]

People who have a conversation on the phone when on the toilet. Why do people do it? Fucking savages.

It's not as if the person on the other end can smell it so where's the problem?

 

[merseyboyred]

Terrible bastards aren't they ? Hangings too good for em

They should be made to clear minefields!

 

[Cas]

Accidentally standing on snails. Feel so guilty when I hear that crunch.

 

[JimJams]

Thankfully you don't get that problem with slugs.

 

[blade1889]

Thankfully you don't get that problem with slugs.

You just get that horrible squidgey feeling when you tread on one in barefeet ewwwww

 

[JaseTheVillain]

The fact that my laptop, after having a new hard drive and running like a dream for around a week, no problems whatsoever, like new, just died on me yesterday. Wouldn't even turn on, the light and fan came on to say it was on, but I had no screen, no HDD access coming up, no nothing. Took the bastard apart and there is no issue anywhere with the machine that is visible to the naked eye at least. So now I need to buy a new fucking computer because I've had to nick the missus' laptop now and that isn't going to last long before she goes nutty and wants it back to play fucking sims. I fucking hate technology, getting me a desktop next anyway, at least if that fucks up I can go in, have a nose and replace the components that need replacing properly.

 

[Dave-Vale]

Bananas. Fucking gross.

 

[The Iron]

Stubbing your toe.

 

[PaulHaddock]

Queueing in Starbucks and the girls behind the counter are more interested in laughing at their shit stories than serving me. Bitches.

 

[The Iron]

Dog owners who don't clean up after their dog.

 

[silkyman]

+1

Also...

Dog owners who assume that everyone will love their fucking mutt as much as they do. The 'oh, he's only playing' brigade and the 'he just wants to be friends' mob, when the dog comes bounding over barking to a clearly scared child, who is scrabbling up your leg to get away from it.

There's a footpath near us where it happens all the time. Had to threaten to kick one over a fence of the owner didn't call it back once.

And owners who don't think twice about letting the mangy c*** out for a damn good bark at all hours of the night. Bastards.

 

[silkyman]

London transport problems being 'national news'.

 

[infidel]

What, pesky environmentalists want people to be arsed about the future of the planet? Damn them.

Obviously you are a Greenie....

 

[spireite]

Bananas. Fucking gross.

Do you say stuff just for like, a response? How can bananas be gross?

 

[blade1889]

Do you say stuff just for like, a response? How can bananas be gross?

I have a mate who hates bananas so much its turned into a genuine phobia. We had a lab practical that involved bananas and I had to do the whole thing myself (no puns please! )

 

[spireite]

I have a mate who hates bananas so much its turned into a genuine phobia. We had a lab practical that involved bananas and I had to do the whole thing myself (no puns please! )

I wonder if I say I have a phobia of keyboards I can get someone else to do all my work too.. worth a go!

 

[mowgli]

Bananas. Fucking gross.

Lovely sliced up in a peanut butter sandwich.