Stickied Transfer Rumours 2018/19

[smat]

I think he's utter shit and neither scores nor creates enough to justify starting him over the players already at the club. How many times has he fallen over in a good positon? Why is that even a fucking thing he does?

If he was a squad player, covering injuries and playing cup games then I'd happy with him. As it is I would celebrate his leaving this club if only stop Wenger from picking him.

I only long for Xhaka's transfer more in fact.

Well, quite, but it's not his fault Wenger's putting him up front is it? He's a good squad player and FYI he has made several assists with his much feted falling over technique.

Poor old Xhaka, god only knows how good he is because he's been playing on his own in central midfield.

We basically need to hit the reset button. The problems lie far deeper than just the players or the manager. The club is an absolute shambles. This season's going to be mental.

 

[Storzy]

You can't be making excuses for Xhaka surely? He's created nearly half the goals we've conceaded this season and from unforgiveable lazy passes.

The Stoke goal is the perfect snippet of his Arsenal career. Misplaces a 5 yard pass, compounds that by charging after that pass and leaves all of the space for the opposition.

Maybe with a more competent staff he'd have that lazy/ill discipline coached out him. But then you're left with a 'playmaker' that's apparently colourblind?

 

[smat]

You can't be making excuses for Xhaka surely? He's created nearly half the goals we've conceaded this season and from unforgiveable lazy passes.

The Stoke goal is the perfect snippet of his Arsenal career. Misplaces a 5 yard pass, compounds that by charging after that pass and leaves all of the space for the opposition.

Maybe with a more competent staff he'd have that lazy/ill discipline coached out him. But then you're left with a 'playmaker' that's apparently colourblind?

In fairness I haven't watched a single minute this season because I have recently sired an heir. Also I don't care. But my memories of Xhaka towards the end of last season are quite good...

 

[Gilly?]

AOC officially doing his medical. Hopefully we'll see some more new faces tomorrow.

 

[Storzy]

Well congrats on the kid smat! But if you don't care, why are bothering to reply?

 

[smat]

Well congrats on the kid smat! But if you don't care, why are bothering to reply?

I mean I haven't cared enough to watch the games, not to engage in conversation with Storzy himself, about which I care deeply.

 

[Gilly?]

Twitter is absolutely amazing for ITKs that know literally fuck all.

 

[silkyman]

John Cross, for example.

 

[snortingfrogs]

Looks like Arsenal are gonna bring in some quality.
Arsenal are attempting to seal a last-minute swoop for Paris Saint-Germain forward Julian Draxler. (DM)

 

[snortingfrogs]

Liverpool want to sign Thomas Müller on loan. The player is very keen on the move.
Klopp wants title winning team & willing to pay £90m release clause for Atlético Madrid goalkeeper Jan Oblak & Lazio want Mignolet

 

[JimJams]

It all sounded plausible until you used the words "wants Mignolet". Nobody wants Mignolet, even his fucking kids are filing for divorce.

 

[JimJams]

Some noises about Mahrez leaving the Algerian training camp to finalise a transfer. With the only whispers going round that he's joining Barca!
So expect to see him in a Chelsea shirt.

 

[Dave]

Please be us after him...

 

[Dave]

Mahrez "checked into a London hotel last night".

 

[Storzy]

I mean I haven't cared enough to watch the games, not to engage in conversation with Storzy himself, about which I care deeply.

Haha very good! As long as you appreciate how lucky you are then I'm happy!!

Mahrez or Sterling. Who would people take as a Sanchez replacement?

 

[Dave]

For Arsenal, Mahrez.

I think Sterling would be a great buy for anyone but I'm not sure he'd fit your style and would end up stalling his career some more.

 

[Mr. Scruff]

Some noises about Mahrez leaving the Algerian training camp to finalise a transfer. With the only whispers going round that he's joining Barca!
So expect to see him in a Chelsea shirt.

I would absolutely love him at United, think he is what we are missing but I cant see it being us. I think we are set on Griezman in January or summer.

Personally I'd prefer Mahrez, we already have Miki and Mata for that position and dont really have an orthodox winger on either side.

 

[Gilly?]

Currently playing ITK on Twitter for funzies.

Currently Lee Cattermole is seen as cover for Henderson, Chris Brunt is an alternative for Lemar and Gabriel Paletta is a loan option if Liverpool fail in getting Van Dijk.

 

[Dave]

Probably explains why Levy was at the club before 7am today.

 

[Pagnell]

32 years old. Certainly not one for the long term.

 

[AFCB_Mark]

Leicester reject 27m from us for Gray.

Mental for us to offer, mental for them to reject. Please leave it there.

 

[Dave]

He's not going to be first choice whether he comes to us or Chelsea. He'll probably still end up at Chelsea if they do come in for him.

 

[AFCB_Mark]

Talk about Wilshere going to West Ham on loan. Another season loan would be odd as I believe his contract expires after this season?

 

[AFCB_Mark]

Spurs set to sign Llorente having agreed a deal with Swansea.

 

[silkyman]

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Probably explains why Levy was at the club before 7am today.

Hopefully opens the door for Bony.

 

[silkyman]

 

[Renegade]

I would absolutely love him at United, think he is what we are missing but I cant see it being us. I think we are set on Griezman in January or summer.

Personally I'd prefer Mahrez, we already have Miki and Mata for that position and dont really have an orthodox winger on either side.

Wouldn't view him as an orthodox winger at all, he plays as an inverted winger most of the time and is the type of player to cut inside onto his left foot rather than whip the ball in repeatedly, which isn't much of a departure from United's current options, though he does cross more. I wouldn't say no obviously, I love me some Mahrez. I'm happy with United's options either way.

 

[Stevencc]

Palace have bid for Mangala.

Must be getting desperate.

 

[Pagnell]

 

[Benji]

Who's that?